omg this dumb little shit
when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack
right now all over the world teenagers and adults are taking selfies in front of burger restaurants dressed as an imaginary blonde time god with aviators
I hope someone other than me realized that John and Dave have never met in person before, except for the time that they can’t even remember.
So the very first thing John ever heard dave do in person was laugh.
I fucking love this update.
and the first thing John ever saw Dave do in person was cry over his four years old selfies