People often talk about the illogicality of Human Thought.

But i’ve always considered human thoughts very logical.

  Following Personal logics related to their personalities, cultures, interests and previous experiences.

Facts about me #20

I can’t remember half (or more) of my life.

and when i say it i mean it. I remember facts, and some images (static ones), but then i discover that one memory was actually a dream, or i just imagined it or so. And i can’t fucking relate events with years or temporary spaces of any kind. 

For example, when i was little i went to two marriages on day. I remember that fact and something about sleeping in the car. And that’s pretty much all my memories before i entered to school.

nayx:

i become a serious safety hazard when someone tickles me i cannot control what my body does

“sorry, i couldn’t control my fists hitting your face”

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Facts about me #19

i procrastinate tumblr.

What would you do if you were a billionaire?

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I like “clingy” people.

I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me, I wouldn’t even mind if they blew up my fb wall with hearts and what not. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later.

what if i’m both?

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Me:	But you know what dude? Like, whenever we have a project due in a few hours, I'm a nervous wreck because I'm unable to finish it. But now, I'm not even worried.
Friend:	Haha, why?
Me:	I feel so fucking serene, maybe because I know we're all gonna fucking fail anyway?
Friend:	Hahaha, omfg, me too. I'm so at peace right now.
Me:	This is what true "we've given up" nirvana feels like.

Oh. I must be a really annoying person.

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  All stories about puberty start with the absolute lack of cordination that growing up brings with itself

  and i somehow never felt represented by that fact, because i didn’t remember being specially clumsy before

but, of course, i just realized

  i never pass that stage of life because i’m still in that stage of life

Obviously

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Facts about me #18

Caffeine doesn’t work on me.

A while ago i drank a black coffee with 3 of sugar, and right now i just suddenly wake up, 1 hour later.

I can even sleep after drink some coffee-coke (yummi, foam).

Same works for with tea and mate.

I haven’t tried with energy drinks, however (read as “There’s still hope!;D”).

albert-weskers-broken-condom:

this is me in the most literal sense

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